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2-). Eagerly waiting for 15th February. No fuckers! You read it right. It 15th, not 14th. #IndVSPakMatch
3-). Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn’t suit his taste!
4-). What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine’s Day? Let me call you Tweet heart!
5-). If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, ‘What did you do?’
6-). Love Just sucks, Sometimes it feels good but sometimes it is just another way to bleed.
7-). On Valentine’s day: “I don’t need a girlfriend. My job irritates me everyday & that’s enough for me”
8-). ‘The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.’
9-). The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel the depth, the delight, the ecstasy of it, you will discover that for you the world is transformed.
10-). If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular.
11-). ‘I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.’
12-). The course of a true love did never run straight.
13-). What did the painter say to her boyfriend? “I love you with all my art!”
14-). What travels around the world but stays in one corner? A stamp.
15-). Some People treat relationship as a video game. They play them and when they get bored they CHEAT
16-). But I have seen thee And thou art enough.
17-). This valentine’s day, I wont cry for u bcz my mascara is too expensive.
18-). If you are in love, and wish to send you own Valentine’s Day quotes, either use these or else modify them for your own true love.
19-). I like being single because then only I am always there when I need me. -Art LEO
20-). Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.
21-). Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? Because it’s all heart.
22-). A heart that loves is always young.
23-). What happens when you fall in love with a french chef? You get buttered up.
24-). Sorry girls, I wont be giving heart this year. Instead I have another throbbing organ you might be interested in. ??
25-). Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
26-). If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
27-). What did the light bulb say to the switch? “You turn me on.”
28-). ‘Women are cursed, and men are the proof.’
29-). What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day? Forget-me-nuts.
30-). Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
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